Some people have way, WAY too much time on their...um...hands...

So, you clicked the link? It's okay, you don't have to thank me. Your shock & awe expression is thanks enough. Please, don't send flowers.

Don't ask about the squirrels!

Anyone who has driven in a car with children will totally get this. The rest of you may be confused, but hopefully amused as well...

Princess Z: Can we watch Mickey Mouse tonight?
King Z: No, not tonight. If we watch anything, let's watch something different.
PZ: Awww, but I want to watch it tonight.
KZ: Do you know if Mommy picked up the mail today?
PZ: Yes.
KZ: She did?
PZ: No.
KZ: She didn't pick up the mail?
PZ: No.
KZ: But you said 'Yes'.
PZ: No. I said Yes, I know if Mommy picked up the mail.
KZ: Oh.
PZ: And she didn’t.
KZ: Okay.
PZ: Kipper.
KZ: Pardon?
PZ: Kipper.
KZ: What about Kipper?
PZ: I want to watch Kipper tonight.
KZ: Are you asking a question?
PZ: Yes.
KZ: What are you asking?
PZ: I'm asking that Kipper's what I want to watch.
KZ: That's not a question.
PZ: I want to watch Kipper, please.
KZ: You know how to ask politely...
...
PZ: I don't like squirrels.


(Photo Credit: Jim Bailey)